Before the match started, Brandi got on the mic and reminded folks that the last time he was in that arena was back in when he was part of the ECW Tag Team Champions with Tommy Dreamer.
What are you jackasses gonna do when you don't have New Jack to jump off the friggin balcony anymore? ECW is nothing but a bunch of whores and there are plenty of whores in this room but we're not! You won't see any of us jump off that balcony. You know why? We're not stupid. Hey, you look at ECW. They've ruined every superstar they had, including one Shane Douglas. Brandi responded: ""Yeah, I got one and you can start lickin' it any time! And it was a hot opener, with Brandi laying into both with vicious chair shots and Richards spending most of the match in his underwear after having them pulled off by Cicero.
Richards ended up pinning both men to capture the APWF Championship in the first of three title changes that night. The next match on the card was a Falls Count Anywhere match for the WLW Heavyweight Championship between Champion Derrick Stone and challenger Steve Sharpe, neither of whom I knew at the time and neither of whom have Wikipedia pages, so I assume neither did much with their respective careers afterwards.
Stone retained the belt, for those who won't be able to sleep tonight without knowing all the results. The third match on the card featured two veterans who've performed in nearly every city in America, and on this night, their "match" if it could be called that, was for the NDW Brass Knuckles Championship, in which the champion "The Beastmaster" Rick Link battled challenger Manny Fernandez. Rick Link, old time fans may remember, was a long-time thorn in the side of Jerry Lawler back in the Memphis days, and even had a hand in the famous Lawler-Andy Kaufmann feud.
Link retained the Brass Knuckles Championship on this night when both men fought to a double disqualification. The Pitbulls were able to grab the gold in a match featuring four guys who had cups of coffee in the WWE.
In a ladder match for the WWO Heavyweight Championship two guys you never heard of battled each other bloody. Scab the first guy you never heard of beat Natrone Steele the other guy you never heard of to win the title. It tore the roof off the place. The fans were chanting "Quack, Quack, Quack" as the young high-flyer took the title in a match that propelled his career forward tremendously.
It was a quick affair, with Fang getting the victory before exiting the ring quickly. And out walked Abdullah the freakin' Butcher himself. Abby waddled he doesn't really walk over to the ring, rolled in, stood up and approached the poor schmo in the ring. With one mighty hand the Butcher grabbed the back of Boudreaux' neck and tilted his head upward to look him in the eyes.
Then the legendary Abdullah dug into his massive trunks and pulled out some sort of foreign object. A evil smile appeared on the Butcher's face as he drove the object into another human's flesh. Ripping and tearing, Abdullah worked over Boudreaux' face like a painter on a canvas. When he was satisfied, Abdullah released his victim, who flopped to the mat like a gutted fish. Abdullah exited the ring and waddled off through the crowd, who gave him a wide birth.
While the staple gun only came into play as a bludgeoning device, it was still a pretty damn entertaining match. Unfortunately, much of the action happened on the other side of the ring from where I was sitting but even through the ring I could see these guys were going through chairs and tables, brawling through the fans and pretty much dismembering everything that got in their way.
Not to mention, Payne shoved Cage off the top of the entranceway at one point, but that still wasn't enough to gain a victory as Gage retained the title. The final match of the evening was an inter-promotional battle royal featuring all the prior participants of the evening. After about 10 minutes of action, Tom Brandy emerged victorious.
Brandi stood in the center of the ring, basking in his victory, as a table was set up in the ring for the award ceremony. None-other than the legendary Lou Thesz himself came out to congratulate Brandy on his victory and present him with the Break The Barrier trophy which looked like something you'd get just for competing on your little league team.
I'm hoping this catches on like that thing people are doing now where they lie straight and rigid in different locations The Internet is a fickle place. Where your opinion doesn't really matter unless people agree with you. Maybe one day we can all build a bridge across the great divide that separates the IWC and professional wrestling. Believe it or not, we are all a part of the "IWC. For what it's worth, I leave you with this Feel free to fill this out for yourself, and see where you will be judged.
State of WWE: Was incredibly boring, but has captured my attention and heart again. State of TNA: Never watched a single episode I always liked Kurt Angle, though. State of ROH: Never watched, but i hear good things I'll give it a try if it's on TV. Who is better, Cena or Punk: I think Cena is really good, but to cartoonish for my liking. So Punk. Do you think you are a member of the IWC? Not really, but if I am, then so be it.
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